Smarmy Alligator

Politics, pop culture, and self-deprecation

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It’s always interesting to discover that something you didn’t think was a big deal has probably actually been pissing you off for a long time. I usually discover these things around 2 am, after 72 beers. I usually discover them when I’ve just made angry phone calls to poor, unsuspecting friends.

I think telephones should have breathalyzers, and should be rendered useless if you register a BAC of some high, high number. This should apply to text messaging as well. Doubly so, because there, you’re also risking some nasty spelling errors.



Written by laura k

August 8, 2005 at 7:47 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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