Smarmy Alligator

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Heh. Heh heh.


“During the Clinton years, Jeremy Tuck said he had been selling mobile homes in Tuscaloosa, Ala., and, at $45,000 a year, making good money. Last year, he was assembling mobile homes, earning $15,000 and living hand-to-mouth. But Bush has his vote this November. Had Gore been elected in 2000, Tuck said, ‘we would’ve been taken over by Saddam Hussein or [Osama] bin Laden.’ ”

Yup. Definitely would have been taken over by Saddam Hussein. It was soley the aegis of Dubya that prevented us from becoming A-rabs. If them stinkin’ liberals had been in power, the United States of America would have been left unprotected. Hell! those stinkin’ liberals prolly woulda LET them A-rabs in. They woulda INVITED ’em! We’d all be worshippin’ Allah and sendin’ our kids to Israel with bombs strapped to their chests.

Should one laugh at these kinds of sentiments, or just feel supremely sorrowful?


Written by laura k

June 10, 2004 at 4:19 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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